To begin the story at the beginning, read "Part 1: Post 1: Beginning Again," published in January, 2013. To consult a description of the campus, read "Part 1: Post 14: The Greening of Campus," published in March, 2013.

Monday, December 9, 2019

Mastery Year 3: Part 7: Post 6: Kris Kringle

The winter holiday season is in full swing, now. The Great Hall, as always, looks lovely.

By “winter holiday” of course I mostly mean Yule, that being the focus around here, but Christmas—or at least its penumbra (or would that be “corona,” given that Christmas is bright?)--is unavoidable, and then there’s Hanukkah and New Years and Orthodox Christmas and at least a nod to Kwanzaa (though I’ve never known anyone who actually celebrates it) and Zappadan (in honor of Frank Zappa) and so on and on. It all becomes a big, sparkly muddle of good food and music.

There are a couple of major events here on campus that characterize the holiday season, and two of them have happened already.

One is the first and last year party, for yearlings and graduating students and whichever of the masters who want to show up. It’s usually held sometime in November, though occasionally it’s earlier. It’s semi-secret in that nobody but the first- and last-year students (and the masters) seem to know about it—nobody ever says it’s secret, but nobody talks about it, either, and it seems to happen when nobody else is looking. Both years I was a novice but not invited it happened without my knowing at all, and even as a candidate I proved oblivious to it once.

This past year I spent time asking questions about how and why the school runs as it does, and I finally learned that the reason for the secrecy is pretty prosaic; the organizers simply try to keep the party out of the way of those who are not invited, and to avoid drawing attention to a party not everyone can attend. As to the how, Sharon quietly taps a graduating student who is good at organizing things. Of course, the party is a good deal better hidden than that, but people do have to be mysterious around here….

Now that I know how it works, I found it curiously easy to see the party. I didn’t attend (I don’t remember candidates attending either year I went), but it was just as obvious as any other large event one’s housemates might throw.

The other event is decorating the Great Hall.

The Great Hall is always decorated for the nearest holiday, except for Brigid, when the lack of special ornament is itself a decoration, but usually the transitions are gradual and accomplished with no special drama by the landscaping group and the janitorial group. Yule is an exception in that the transition from Samhain to Yule decoration is accomplished in a single night while all but a group of volunteers (who are never yearlings) sleep. Everybody else wakes up to find the place decked with holy and whatever else as if by elves.

I was such an elf three out of my four years as a novice, and loved it. For the past two years, though, I’ve been more or less preoccupied with my wife. I’m not complaining—her first year, my job was to distract her so her observant nature would not spoil the surprise, and I distracted her quite well. Last year, she wanted to continue the tradition. This year, I wanted to be an elf, though, and I wasn’t sure how to ask without seeming, well, unappreciative. Finally I just had bite the bullet and said it; can we please help decorate the Great Hall instead of going to bed this year? June found my awkwardness amusing, as she always does, and when she stopped laughing at me she said sure.

And so we were elves. With Charlie and Karen and a dozen or so students we wove and hung garlands and wreaths of cut evergreens interspersed with sprigs of winterberry holly. We filled the room with candles in ornate silver holders and little cut-crystal bowls of candy and fruit. And we put up the tree and decorated it with strings of white lights, tiny silver mirrors and little prisms, long ribbons of cream-colored satin edged in gold, strings of bright-red cranberries, glass balls of red, orange, and gold, and a flock of tiny, blown-glass birds in fantastic shapes and colors. On the top we placed a fairy doll with long, golden hair, a red, green, and silver-blue dress, and large, dragonfly-like wings.

The next morning, the novices were all suitably amazed. The morning sunlight glittered in the tree and the candle sticks and the candy bowls, and the dark evergreen foliage lent the whole place a mysterious, woodsy feel. With breakfast we had hot cocoa and complicated coffee drinks with cream and sugar and all sorts of flavorings and we sat around and admired the place. And then we all went about our day.

That night, after everyone else had retreated to their dorms or wherever else they went, June and I, Steve Bees and his wife, Sarah, and the two Joes collected in the Great Hall to admire the tree—the room was dark except for the tree lights.

I haven’t talked about the Joes in a long time. They’re a male couple, both named Joe. The shorter of the two, Security Joe, used to be the head of our security team around here before he retired. Cuppa Joe is like Sarah in that he was never a student here but lives on campus as the spouse of a community member. Security Joe is very stern, very gruff, very much on his professional dignity, but every so often he makes an exception, and he made one now by sitting curled up in his husband’s lap.

“You know who we don’t talk about enough?” he announced after a few minutes of silence. “Kris Kringle.”

“You mean Santa Clause?” asked Cuppa Joe.

“Maybe. I mean from Miracle on 34th Street.”

“You mean the one who’s a little older than his teeth?” said Steve.

“I love that movie!” exclaimed Sarah.

“Isn’t everybody older than their teeth?” asked June.

“Not if they’ve always been toothless,” I said. “Like an anteater. Don’t anteaters not have teeth?”

“Only you would wonder about that,” said Steve, though I don’t think he’s right.

“Why do you want to talk about Kris Kringle?” asked Cuppa Joe.

“Because he’s so thoroughly magical! Like the kind of magic we do around here. Where does he ever, in the movie, do anything that can’t really be done? He doesn’t. When does he even give anyone a physical gift? He doesn’t. He’s an old guy living in a nursing home, he doesn’t have any money, he can’t buy a whole bunch of stuff. All the Christmas gifts happen in that movie are other people giving each other stuff because he somehow manipulates them into it—and not in a bad way. People just get more generous when he’s around. He's in exactly the right place at the right time to make a difference. And that's what we do, here."

The thing is, he's right.

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