He did it again.
Charlie dumped an insane workload on me. But, he has a habit
of telling me to do things there’s no way I can do, but then I go ahead and do
them anyway, so I guess I’ll do this one, too.
What happened is the other day, after we were done working
and ready to head to lunch, he pulled me aside and told me that the ally who
helps him lead hikes on the island trip has quit. If you remember, the
yearlings go to an island (which I intentionally do not name) for a week. It’s
kind of a group bonding thing plus a chance for each of the masters to teach
some things in a different context. Charlie, of course, leads a couple of nature
hikes, but there are too many people to fit on one hike. So he has an assistant
to lead half the group for him.
“What, he just quit?”
I said, all indignant.
“He had his reasons,” Charlie said, raising his chin a
little. I don’t think he liked my getting defensive of him. “I want you to take
his place.”
“What? Charlie, I
hardly remember anything about the Island. I don’t know enough to lead a hike.”
“Well, you’ve got a month to fix that.”
“Oookay….”
“I’m not going to just dump you into it, Daniel. I’ll give
you a species list to learn and some reading. A lot of the species you already
know. The others you can find in the herbarium—even if you can’t get really
solid on them that way, you’ll get a head start on learning them in the field.
Then, you can come up and stay with me on the Island and I’ll train you. You ok
with that?”
“Um, yeah. Of course.”
“Ok, good. I’ll write up your reading list and your species
lists and get them to you later today.” And he walked off.
I only had to think about it for a few seconds. Really, I
didn’t have to think about it at all. Because the more insane things Charlie
decides to teach me, the more I learn. And—I think I heard this right—I’m going
to the Island, with Charlie, just me. Most students don’t get that. They can’t,
it’s impossible, because there’s only one Charlie. So, yes, of course I’m
going, if I have to learn the name of every blade of grass on campus to do it.
But I keep saying “insane,” or “crazy” about this sort of
thing, which is really ironic given what we did in Allen’s class this past
week.
A big part of what Allen keeps coming back to in this class
is who is crazy and who isn’t, and what craziness is and what it isn’t. I
understand that, historically, there have been a lot of different definitions
of craziness, and I understand that there’s this…when you hear words like
crazy, insane, mentally ill, you don’t really picture a person. You picture a
disease, a stereotype. So it made perfect sense why Allen did what he did.
When we got into class, there were a group of outsiders
there, all dressed in the brown uniform and white belt of someone who’s already
graduated. That was strange, but not that strange, because a couple of
outsiders have attended most of our class meetings so far. Allen explained that
they are allies and friends of his who were interested in the class so he said
they could audit it. Some have come one day and others on other days, and the
only unusual thing I noticed was that on this day they all showed up together.
No big deal.
Anyway, so Allen gives this lecture on the difference
between psychological and neurological problems. I’m not sure if this was his
own idea or something current in the professional world generally, but he said
psychologists assume that human mental processes are learned. So, if you learn
bad processes from trauma or bad parenting or whatever, you can go to a
therapist to learn good processes instead. Neurologists, in contrast, assume
that human mental processes are the result of brain function. So, if your
functioning is bad, maybe your functioning can be improved in some way, or at
least you can learn to cope with the functioning you do have.
“Now, I am, by training, a psychologist, but I’m agnostic on
which approach is more true,” said Allen. “Clearly, from a certain perspective,
they are both at least partially right, since human minds clearly do have a
learned component, and, to the extent that our minds are linked to our brains,
whatever is in our minds must have its echo in brain structure. I’m more
interested in which approach is more helpful.”
So, he continued to talk for a while about the advantages
and disadvantages of each approach, what the differences are between a
neurological disorder and a mental health problem, and how and why different
variations in psychology or neurology are considered pathological or not. As you can imagine, he asked more questions than he
answered.
And then he had us all get up and talk to each other. We had
three minutes for each conversation and then we had to switch and talk to
someone else. After each conversation, we wrote down whether we thought the
other person had a problem or not, and what we thought their problem might be.
We did that for half an hour or so, and then we all turned in our guesses
anonymously. He said he’s tally the results, just for fun, and let us know next
week what we all thought of each other. We took a five minute break, and then
came back, and Allen asked if any of us did
have a neurological or psychological issue we were comfortable sharing.
And of course all eight of the visitors raised their hands.
They were all plants.
I almost can’t believe I didn’t guess that. This is Allen,
after all, and Allen plays tricks. But he plays very good tricks, is the issue.
The eight visitors included a recovering alcoholic, a
bipolar person, a schizophrenic (on medication), a person on peyote who was
otherwise quite sane, two autistic people, a stroke survivor, and a person in
treatment for PTSD following an assault. I hadn’t correctly guessed any of
them; I thought everybody was normal, except the person on peyote and one of
the two autistic people, both of whom I thought probably had schizophrenia
because they just seemed subtly “off.” When I did my homework later I found out
that unusual body language is typical for autistic people and so a lot of them
seem “off” or strange. It has nothing whatever to do with their minds, which
are different, but as sound as anyone else’s.
The eight of them formed a kind of panel and answered our
questions and talked about their experiences. None of them were what I would
have expected. The woman on peyote didn’t act crazy or react overtly to any hallucinations,
though she did act a bit distracted at times. Someone asked her if she was
hallucinating and she said she was and described some of them. She was
apparently having a pretty good trip and had not taken very much. The bipolar
person and the schizophrenic person both seemed utterly normal, although they
were both on medication and both said they did have trouble staying employed
sometimes. Both described themselves as mentally ill, but both denied being “crazy.”
The alcoholic man, in contrast, insisted
that he was crazy, and the woman with PTSD said she felt crazy, but didn’t actually know if she was.
At the end, Allen invited us all to have breakfast together
the following morning, so we could talk more casually. I suppose the idea was
to further present these people as people, not as representatives of problems,
and most of us seemed really into doing it. One of the two autistic people
begged off because, she explained, dining rooms are way too noisy and she wasn’t
staying over anyway as she can’t sleep in any bed but her own. The woman on
peyote pointed out that she’d be happy to have breakfast with us, but that by
breakfast-time she wouldn’t be on peyote anymore and would be, in her words, “very
boring.”
“I have seen you sober many times, Cecelia,” said Allen, “and
you have never bored me.”
Two things struck me about the afternoon, and got me really
thinking. I’m still thinking about them. One of those things is that, and I
didn’t notice it until later, after the fact, Allen always said “we” when he
referred to people who are not neurotypical (not neurologically normal.) He
didn’t elaborate and I don’t think I’m going to ask, but it has me wondering.
Second, as I was going out, I asked Allen if the results
from our surveys would be skewed because the visitors knew some of them had
diagnoses and that we were just students.
“They didn’t know you don’t have psychological or
neurological diagnoses,” he told me, sounding surprised. “I don’t know that. Statistically speaking, some of you probably do,
or could. Remember, all of them graduated from this school. They represent you just as much as they represent their
diagnoses.”
I wonder how many of them thought I was crazy?
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